The Clown Chakra

The Clown Chakra

The Clown Scientists have found that all our problems

can be placed under one heading: SERIOUSNESS!

Seriousness is the leading cause of everything from Cancer to Reincarnation.

Scientist from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of healing.

It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra.


If people are feeling miserable; if they have financial problems; if their relationship situation  is in the pits; if they are in ill health;

if they feel a need to sue people; and most importantly, if they find fault with their brother/sister

Then obviously their CLOWN CHAKRA is CLOSED!

When this happens, the scientists have ovserved under a high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a SAD face The Clown ChakraAnd when the CLOWN CHAKRA is open, and functioning normally, the cells display a HAPPY face The Clown Chakra

The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because their mind has projected “whatever” onto the cells of their body and FORCED OUT LOVE

which is normally found in each of our 100 trillion cells

The cells are literally saying “I Lack Love” or “ILL” for short.

The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact the cells are

“out of ease” or “dis-eased”

When the CLOWN CHAKRA is opened and working (or rather playing) properly, the psychic mechanism “sucks up” misery, pain, anger, resentment,

grievances, unhappiness, etc and CONVERTS the energy into TINY RED HEART SHAPED BALLOONS which contain LOVE & JOY

These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.  When the light enters the darkness, the darkness dissipates.

Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called ENDORPHINS, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of SEPARATION ends

They experience being “back home” with “ALL THAT IS” and hence no longer an orphan. This is the well know “end orphan effect” hence END OR PHIN!

So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love & Joy.

Remember to keep your CLOWN CHAKRA OPEN and remember to LAUGH